The Following contains an opinion of a group that I personally
think are not good. If you are a Hanson fan and/or would be offended
by bad sayings about Hanson or anything relating to Hanson being bad,
I advise you to leave and go to
This Positve Hanson Site. If you wish to continue, Scroll down.
- Started July 24, 1998.
Welcome to the ANTI-Hanson Homepage
Last updated when Hanson Made a Bad Song.
HANSON SUCKS
HAHAHA ALL YOU FUCKING HANSON LOVERS. HANSON DIDN'T WIN
SHIT AT THE MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS. THAT'S HOW BAD THEY ARE!!!
From the words of Denis Leary, "What is the drummer (Zac) like 6? Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. You'll find him in a motel room with a hooker and an 8-ball. And he'll be all the way up the hooker's vagina and they're gonna have to pull him out!"
More from Denis Leary, "You know, I've grown to love Hanson, and you know why? Because they're a rehab festival WAITING TO HAPPEN!"
From the HBO Special "Comedy Hour". Denis Leary; Lock N' Load.
Hey All you Hanson Fags and Anti-Hanson's. Sign the Dreambook to express your feelings about Hanson, whether good or bad.
Zac-The one who grows up to be a drunk womanizer who has a waist
size of 47, starts to get married in his 20s, but has time to himself
finding out that he is bi-sexual and calls the marrage off. Also, he will
lose his virginity in his teens to a male, because he pulls and Angstadt.
Taylor-After hansons third horrible, piece of crap album, Taylor decides
to go solo. He moves in with his parents, not having enough money
and not able to find a record company who would sign his squeeky voice.
His parents end up forming their own little record company to produce
Taylor's album. They also join the group. Taylor ends up broke after
paying off hookers because he is so desperate. Too bad the hookers
thought he was a lesbian until he got his clothes off.
Isaac-Isaac tries to star in a movie only to find out he can't
act worth crap. Also, he tries a solo attempt but ends up being worse
than OMC, which he ends up making OMC look like the best. He commits
incest on his cousin. He also commits suicide by using an expanding
latex penis in his ass(which still needs to be invented.)
I, Richard Robinson, had nothing to do with this.
If you find a group and/or singer that is worse than Hanson,
you are drunk and high. It can never happen, unless the Hanson
members go solo.